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Then & Now - NEW!

$16.00

THEN & NOW - This NEW Barefoot Man CD includes 20 cuts. And it’s classic “Barefoot”…lots of humor and off-the-wall  innuendos with a mix of Island and Country. Also includes (by fan request) a huge mix of classics from way back…tunes that are not available on iTunes or CD Baby…Barefoot songs from cassettes and CD’s lost in time. Songs from NOW…TWEET MR PRESIDENT, ON CNN, SUSIE THE BLOW-UP DOLL, THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE WRONG BED and more. Songs from THEN…THAT’S A MORAY, DANCE THE POLITICIAN, LITTLE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND, DON’T STEAL THE COCONUTS and more.

LAST CALL Tshirts

We have some Barefoot Security shirts left over from the big Nippers Farewell concert – drop me an email for info

The Bare Essentials - FLASH DRIVE!

$22.00

The NEWEST SET by Barefoot Man… now on a Flash Drive! These are his BEST, MOST-REQUESTED TUNES of the last 3 decades. And what a deal at $22! (includes postage.) You may already have some...but do you have all???
*Note - 3-CDs version available below

Why Didn't I Think Of That?

$16.00

A LIKE-NEW Barefoot CD with 15 songs: 12 new ones and 3 requests from the past. As he gets older he gets more daring, insane and sometimes even sensitive in his lyrics. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT captures The Barefoot Man's admiration for the clever song ideas of some and the misdeeds and brainstorms of others. Love Me Like My Dog, Dirty Old Man, Hip-Hop With A Fiddle, and South In Her Mouth are just a few of the titles. This is Barefoot's first release in two years, so prepare...his rum-filled brain has been saturated with madness, humor and tropical-country tempos! Need more info on this new CD? - drop an email to barefoot@candw.ky

Beach Bummin' Around

$16.00

Beach Bummin' Around - from Barefoot Man
15 songs...as always the tunes are rummy, funny, and toe-tappin' Barefoot Man style. 12 new songs plus 3 pulled out of the archives - Includes: Super Bains, Beach Bummin', Leisure Ville (song of the Villages), Displaced, Drug Store War... and more!

The Bare Essentials - CDs

$20.00

The NEWEST SET: ...63 songs by Barefoot Man on 3 CDs. These are his BEST, MOST-REQUESTED TUNES of the last 3 decades. And what a deal at $20! (includes postage.) You may already have some...but do you have all???
*Note - Flash Drive version available above

Sand Dollars

$16.00

This is the real Barefoot Man - 12 new songs. Includes the ever popular I SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM  along with SAILING THE MOKU, SAND DOLLARS and CONGO MAN. All mixed with the Barefoot Man's distinctive ingredients: fun, rum, calypso, country and double innuendos.

One Way Ticket To The Beach - download

$10.00

…a 15 song album - loaded with familiar Barefoot outrage, tempos and double-meaning overtones. Includes: YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE, BEAVER ISLAND, MAKE NO HIGHWAY BY ME, NUMBERS, PAY IN ADVANCE, PLEASE DON'T THINK, BS, GOTTA BE A REDNECK, THE FACEBOOK SONG…. and plenty more.
*Note – This album is available via the DROPCARD option only… we email you the magic one-time-use number then go to DROPCARDS.com – enter your number... and download the tunes. (No more delivery via Banana Boat - Technology from de islands…too much!!!)
- order now!

Barefoot's Bahamas Best

$16.00

- THE DELUX COLLECTION!! For you Nippers and Bahamas fans this is the ultimate 19-song collection. This CD replaces the older version entitled IN THE BAHAMAS. This NEW delux set has the Abaco classics such as The Fig Tree Song, Layin Low In Abaco, Hopetown Ferry, Dont Want To Be A Chonch and The Nippers Song... also more recent Guana # 1 hits such as When They Cut You Off At Nippers, What Happens In The Party, On Guana Cay... and a few new cuts never released. 

We Need A Vacation

$16.00

Warning! Rated KO – for “Kids Only” but you moms, dads, grandparents, aunts and uncles are allowed to buy this CD for your little ones. Includes: Coo Chee COO Chee Coo, Gramma's House, Cocobanana, Mary Had a Little Fish, Peanut Butter and Jellyfish Sandwiches, and Termites

Life On The Wrong Planet

BAREFOOT BOOKS
– NOW available on Amazon Books and Amazon Kindle or direct from this website via Drop Card…. Drop Card??? - we send you an access code via email and you use that code to upload your Kindle or PC version... fast and easy.
"The Book  is not so much a biography as a collection of humorous stories about Barefoot's travels around the globe searching for that perfect island. If you’ve ever dreamed of escaping to some distant island paradise you will love this book." - order now:

See: excerpt from LIFE ON THE WRONG PLANET: Annoying Sports Parents

The People Time Forgot

A Photographic Portrayal of the People of the Cayman Islands
By H. G. Nowak (The Barefoot Man)
This wonderful coffee table style publication is a collection of Barefoot's best black and white photographs. When Barefoot first arrived in Grand Cayman the island had no radio or TV station, there were but a few hotels and restaurants and maybe three taxi drivers. George knew the peaceful charm could not last forever with Grand Cayman's spectacular beaches and reefs and development was just around the corner. So he started snapping photos of the old fishermen, the old houses and warm smiles. In 1997 Barefoot turned his entire photo collection over to the National Archives who in turn collaborated with the National Museum to publish this book. It is available only through the National Museum of the Cayman Islands and all profits from the publication go to the museum and their fine work in preserving the islands history and culture. You can order by sending a fax to (345) 949-0309. Make sure to include your contact information, as the Museum will have to determine shipping costs to your location. Be sure to visit the museum during your visit to Grand Cayman. $35.70 (not including shipping)

Which Way To The Islands?

– Now on Amazon Kindle and Amazon Books –
This Amazon version is an updated edition from the first 1988 publication. More islands, more adventures, more fun….
"The Book  is not so much a biography as a collection of humorous stories about Barefoot's travels around the globe searching for that perfect island. If you’ve ever dreamed of escaping to some distant island paradise you will love this book."

The Cayman Triangle

$9.95

Barefoot in the movies!
In the early 70's when there was no radio, TV or traffic a motley crew of Caymanians and x-pats were invited to play parts in a motion picture produced by Andy Humphries, one of the owners of the old Holiday Inn. Andy asked me to write a theme song for the film, which I did. Soon taking note of my constant fooling around, he cast me (for a payment of one dollar and all the FREE beer I wanted ) as the court-jester. The character I played was the slave of DURTY REID WALKER the meanest one legged pirate to ever sail the Caribbean sea. Durty Reid had stolen me from one of the King's ships and I was now at his mercy to entertain him and his gang of cut-throats. There are scenes of the rare turtle-shark and "Fluffy" the famous gay pirate. Why there is even a bedroom scene with myself, the hunchback and a pregnant virgin.

The entire movie is a spoof on the Bermuda Triangle .... and to describe how much fun we had making the film would be impossible... I'm sure it comes across in the final result. There are several scenes of me performing in my jester outfit, and even my good friend Andy Martin does a singing scene in this non-Oscar winning production. There are also some extra clips of us in the studio recently re-recording some of the old songs from the movie. In the 70's the movie won a few awards at some of the lesser known film festivals.

The movie runs approx 90 minutes (in color) on DVD ... for some good laughs and old memories... I highly recommend this for your movie library.